The Zizzler

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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Evil Thoughts

I'm not going to actualize this project. It's kind of mean, but I also think it's kind of funny. So therefore I'll just write about it. Yes.
Anyway, we all have that ONE ex that still has power over us. We try to think about how they've screwed us over a thousand times, or that they're a mess, or that we deserve better...but for some reason our brain coats the sitch with sickeningly sweet sugar. Then finally one day something crazy happens and you see everything for what it really is! Relief! and a tinge of sorrow, as its kind of nice to idealize things in your mind.
So, hypothetically speaking, lets say during this drama involving you, this person impregnates his ex wife. Not an episode of Jerry Springer, no! Your life! And your wake up call...
Haha okay on to the "project" that I will never create. If you have some sarcasm loving knocked up friends, then you could make this! Go to Target and pick up a 5 pack of onesies for $9.99. Get a few packages of iron on letters. Now go wild! Here are my applicable ideas:
  • I'm with STUPID
  • Illegit 2 Quit
  • Son of a bitch
  • Jerk in Training
  • Psychoses are Hereditary

Yea yea you probably think I'm vengeful and mean! Calm down, its all said with sarcasm! If you can't laugh, then what can you do!?

PS. Is this thought too mean?

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
oh my god...the most genius idea
you have come up with yet.
love,
grace.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous steve-o said...

i am a fan of the "Jerk in Training" shirt... i just might make one someday!

6:47 PM  

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